This is What Abandonment Feels Like.

Where the heck is Spode!?  I haven't had a treat all week!  I haven't played in the arena, and there are tangles in my mane and my feathers! WHERE IS SHE!???

No, but seriously, this sucks.  I am bored silly and no one is playing with me.  I am all by myself again with nobody to love me.  Doesn't anyone CARE!? I'm all alone in the world!!

I swear, I am going to kick Spode's butt when she returns from wherever she is right now! I'm hungry and my nose needs stroking and kissing!

Yes, I am grumpy!!

Humph.  I'd better get double rations of treats when she returns.  Otherwise, she gets a foot stomping! 

Until later, Old Sports,

The very grouchy Jay.